Tantala Ray
Nude

The Titanic titted Tantala Ray has been exposing her tantalizing bod on the big screen since the seventies. This longtime adult film actress got her start alongside, or should we say letting his long dong slide inside, the legendary John Holmes in Suburban Satanist (1974). Unfamiliar with Mr. Holmes? Listen up homeslice, ever wondered who Quentin Tarantino was talking about in his Reservoir Dogs (1992) “Like a Virgin” speech, or who Paul Thomas Anderson modelled Dirk Diggler after in Boogie Nights (1997)? Yup it’s the man with the fourteen incher. And Tantala made her film debut with him. Unafraid to really, like reaaallly show some skin, Tantala played a dancer in Star Virgin (1979). But this wasn’t any kind of sexy dance, this one featured not just Tantala’s rack but a spread eagle look at her roast she-beef. Yes, Miss Ray was willing to spread em on screen and let everyone take a look where the sun don’t shine! Tantala kept it hardcore in all sorts of stuff, from like Hot Girls in Love (1984) and Sounds of Sex (1985), and even did some “mommy” stuff decades before it infested streaming porn sites. Moving into the sex comedy world, she showed up in the women in prison movie spoof Slammer Girls (1987) while in Richard Gabai‘s teen party comedy Assault of the Party Nerds (1989), Tantala gets her cupcakes frosted when one partier pies her perfect pair, coating them with cool whip. You’ll be squirting some cream of your own! Tantala stopped acting in 1992, but you can’t say she didn’t leave us with enough spank bank material. Her work might be old, but she’s so aggressively sexual a thousand years from now Tantala will have you shooting lazers out of your Ray gun!